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Apparently, my route planner thought it’d be fun to take me into a state park, through ankle deep mud, up a hill that was way too steep to ride, and then down a hill so steep and full of rocks that I broke my rear brake trying to stop.<\/p>\n

So, I’ve modified that route to\u00a0not<\/em> go through the state park. The rest of it wasn’t terrible, so I’ll keep it.<\/p>\n

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